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Ted Rall: How My Dead French Grandfather Helped Me with COVID-19
Never die over stuff, TED RALL's grandfather once told him. Here's how that World War II lesson is making new sense now.
Mellow out, Centrists: Bernie Sanders Isn’t the Radical You Fear
Bernie Sanders, says TED RALL, is anything but a radical. Seriously. Here's why he says so -- and why he says centrists should take (another) long...
Ted Rall: A Dark New Prediction for Generation X
Generation X is earning yet another dubious distinction, writes TED RALL. It will likely be the last generation to live out a natural lifespan...
Ted Rall: It’s Time to Fire the Cops
Warrior cops endanger society. It's time to get rid of them and start all over again.
Ted Rall: Finally! A War Even Progressives Will Get Behind
The United States is forever starting endless wars against adversaries who pose no danger to us whatever. Now the president of Brazil is threatening...
Ted Rall: It’s Up to Nancy Pelosi to Cave First
It's time for Pelosi to take off the gloves and stop her party's long-standing tradition of alienating progressives, says TED RALL.
Hacking Government Secrets? Not a Crime
Laws should be rewritten to protect Julian Assange, Chelsea Manning and others who expose official criminality via government secrets, says TED RALL.
Ted Rall: A Purity Test for Joe Biden?
Corporate Democrats often accuse progressives of subjecting potential candidates to overly-idealistic purity tests. But candidate Joe Biden has...
Ted Rall: On the Dignity of Labor
The idea that people can be paid for looking pretty in photos of themselves at luxury vacations blows my mind ...
Ted Rall: On Notre Dame, Yellow Jackets and the Irony of Philanthropy
aNewDomain — After a devastating fire laid waste to much of the Cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris, three spectacularly wealthy French industrial...
Ted Rall: Why Meritocracy Is The Dumbest System Ever
Meritocracy is a toxic fiction that backs up a misguided assumption that anyone deserves more of anything than anyone else, argues TED RALL
Ted Rall: The Irony of Suicide
Suicide Is a rude way to interfere with society trying to murder you, says Ted Rall. CARTOON
Ted Rall: Why You Can’t Bomb Your Way to Peace in Afghanistan
Bomb toward peace? Please. TED RALL enumerates all the reasons it will never, ever work.
Cartoon: The Problem with Howard Schultz
Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is flirting with a Ross Perot-style independent run for the presidency in 2020. Ted Rall cartoon ...
Dear Progressives: Now That You Own the Joint, Do This
More than 70 percent of American voters self-identify as progressives, says TED RALL. Here's what progressive candidates should be fighting for ...
Ted Rall: Why The Do It Yourself Economy Makes No Damned Sense
Pump your own gas. Plan your own trip. Diagnose your own cable problems. The Do It Yourself Economy steals jobs and it only benefits corporations...
Ted Rall: On Don McGahn and the Lost Art of the Principled Boycott
When Pres. Trump told him he wanted to jail his political opponents, former White House counsel Don McGann should have submitted a principled...
Ted Rall: How Kavanaugh Punkd the #MeToo Movement
After they’d made the spectacle look and feel like a trial, it was easy to convince fence-sitting moderate Republican viewers that establishing guilt...
Ted Rall: What Liberal Democrats Don’t Get About Brett Kavanaugh
Democrats attacking Kavanaugh based on recent sexual assault allegations are getting one big thing wrong, says TED RALL.
Ted Rall: On Defamation, Libel and the Media Conspiracy of Silence
As a journalist and satirist who relies on the First Amendment, TED RALL is sympathetic to worries that news outlets might self-censor due to the...
Private Prisons: Finally, an Enemy the Left and Right Must Equally Despise
Even if you think illegal immigrants are criminals the nation should get rid of, the private prison industry is your natural enemy, writes TED RALL...
Ted Rall: Trump’s Handling of Asylum Seekers Is Awful. And Democrats Made It Worse
There is no excuse for the heinous way the Trump Administration is treating asylum seekers and their families at the border. But if you think the GOP...
Who Will Do Something About the Looming Gen X Retirement Crisis?
If one of the two major parties is able to get ahead of the coming retirement crisis by putting forth some meaningful solutions now, it will reap the...
Suicide Isn’t Killing Us As Fast As Society Is. Here’s A Way Out
Life in the United States has become vicious and brutal, too much even for a nation founded by rough and ready pioneers, says TED RALL. But we do...
Ted Rall Cartoon: Digital Killed the Newspaper Star
Former newspaper editors and columnists are all over the cable talk shows. And they're still the smartest people in the room, says TED RALL ...
Remember When the Border Wall Was a Left Wing Thing?
Illegal immigrants, President Trump claims, are pouring over the border from Mexico into the United States. That’s not true now;...
Why Do Americans Insult Intelligent People?
As we transition to a fully information-based economy, elevating intelligence as a sociocultural ideal is, well, smarter than elevating buffoonery...
Is Capitalism Dying? Ask A Millennial [cartoon]
Americans over 50 will never believe it, but they're the only demographic left that thinks capitalism is superior to socialism. Here's why. TED RALL...
Why It’s Time To Start Ignoring Trumpian Tweetstorms and Do This Instead
It's time to stop being reactive. This is our country. This is our time. These are our lives. It's time to start ignoring the tweetstorms and the...
Ted Rall: Why Won’t The Media Ever Give Peace a Chance?
The stakes are high. But in its coverage of the Syria conflict, mainstream US media is as glibly insouciant as it would be in choosing whether to...
On Blue Waves, Blue Skies and Blue in the Face Wishful Thinking …
Liberals and progressives seem certain that a blue wave election will sweep them into Congress this fall. Here's the problem with that logic. TED...
Ted Rall: Dishonest John Bolton Must Be Stopped. Here’s Why
No human being on Earth is less qualified to be Donald Trump’s national security advisor than John Bolton, says TED RALL.
Gina Haspel: Busting the Glass Season for Female Torturers Everywhere
In a saner country, someone like Gina Haspel would be in prison, says TED RALL. Cartoon.
Ted Rall: On Democrats, Special Elections and Pipe Dreams [cartoon]
Democratic voters think that the only way they can get rid of Donald Trump is for Democrats to impeach him. And that can only happen if Democrats...
Ted Rall: No Impeachment Agenda, No Midterm Win
Unless Democrats stop obsessing over special elections and commit to a platform, they'll suffer a second devastating loss to the Party of Trump, says...
What Should Replace the Bald Eagle as the Symbol of America?
That humble coffee stirrer has become the symbol of all that is American? TED RALL explains in his latest cartoon ..
Give Peace a Chance? Here’s Why the US Won’t Do It
The best chance for peace with North Korea is a united Korea, says Ted Rall. But that would create a powerful new economic rival to the US in the...
The Problem with Monopsony [cartoon]
Unemployment is way down, which means employers should have to pay more to recruit workers and keep them, right? Wrong, says TED RALL.
Is There a Plot to Make Americans Obese? [cartoon]
The U.S. armed forces have a major recruiting problem: 71 percent of adults age 18 to 24 are too overweight to qualify for service ...
Democrats Could Win This Fall, But Only If They Do This …
aNewDomain — Democrats are optimistic about their prospects for this November’s Congressional midterm elections. But, as I argued in The Wall...
Soon The Moon Will Have Better Cell Phone Coverage Than Maine
Two phone companies are working to bring 4G cell phone service to the moon. Shouldn't they worry about offering coverage in Maine first?
Russian Bots in Glass Houses: Look Inward, America [cartoon]
Russian bots are reprehensible. America should know. It's an old hand. Cartoon by TED RALL
As Japan Forges Ahead with Senior-Friendly Robots, the US Does This [cartoon]
Confronted with an aging population, Japanese robotics developers are working on conversational human companions for the elderly. Guess what the US...
Forget You, Millennials: Gen Z Is America’s Only Hope Now
The Baby Boomers, Gen X and now the Millennials have failed us. But Gen Z could have the energy and focus to mount a revolution.
Russian Bots: A Sob Story [cartoon]
Russian bots supposedly are all over the social nets, amplifying and exploiting America's long-neglected problems. So are we going to do something...
Skydio: You Can’t Run and You Can’t Hide [cartoon]
The $2500 Skydio is a fully autonomous camera drone that can track anyone whose picture has ever been uploaded to the Internet. Cartoon by TED RALL ...
What If The White House Hired Adolph Hitler? [cartoon]
"He seemed chill," White House officials said in a statement.
What’s So Weird About Liberals Defending the FBI, CIA and NSA? [cartoon]
You know it's a wild and crazy world the second liberal democrats start taking sides with the FBI, NSA and other US agencies that spy on American...
Maybe Those Gun Rights People Do Have A Point. Then Again …
You don't usually find liberals defending any part of the gun rights argument, especially not now, after a psychologically unstable 19-year-old shot...
How Many Cabbies Have To Die Before We Get It?
No one has any sympathy for the cabbies who Uber and Lyft have driven out of work -- even when they start knocking themselves out en masse. TED RALL...
Ted Rall: In Which The Democratic Party Sucks Up To The FBI [cartoon]
Traditionally, it's liberals who criticize the FBI most, says TED RALL. Now they are sucking up to the bureau like crazy. [cartoon]
Is There a #MeToo Movement for Victims of Predatory Capitalists?
The #MeToo Movement has held sexual predators in positions of power who abuse that power to account. But here's what everyone's missing ...
Ted Rall: Why Do Democrats Put Up with Trump’s Trolling?
Trump trolls them ruthlessly, but Chuck Schumer and the rest don't even bother to defend themselves. Essay by TED RALL
Ted Rall: Is A Little Less American Evil Really Too Much To Ask For?
Is it too much to ask for the US not to drone-bomb innocent civilians or torture suspected enemy combatants in Guantanamo? Cartoon by TED RALL
Don’t Get Too Excited About Doug Jones, Dems [cartoon]
Democrats were understandably excited when Alabama elected one of their own to the U.S. Senate last December. Let's follow up now: How did Doug Jones...
With Trump, It’s All About the Art of the Heel [cartoon]
Few people still believe that Donald Trump is a master negotiator, he looked even more incompetent than usual this week. Cartoon by TED RALL
Ted Rall: The Great Immigration Debate [cartoon]
Anti-immigration conservatives have a strange proposition for dreamers, says TED RALL. [cartoon]
Ted Rall: Why Trump Is Right About Newspaper Libel Laws
TED RALL says Donald Trump is right about newspaper libel laws, but he's unlikely to do something about them ...
Donald Trump’s Hateful Policies Do Accomplish One Thing …
The hateful aggressiveness of Trump's foreign policy is embarrassing, sure. But it's also a warning to suckers everywhere. Cartoon by TED RALL
Ted Rall: Donald Trump’s Nastiness Is Par for the Presidential Course
Everyone's all up in arms about Donald Trump's referring to African countries and Haiti as "sh*tholes." But, says TED RALL, as presidents go, he fits...
Oprah’s No Bernie, So Why All The Media Fawning? [cartoon]
Despite her total lack of political history or experience, the media fawns on a possible Oprah Winfrey presidential run. Cartoon by TED RALL.
The World According to Trump: An S-hole-Sensitive World Map [cartoon]
Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live in Donald Trump's head? Here's how he sees the world, sh*tholes and all. Cartoon by TED RALL
The Post: Why Today’s Media Wouldn’t Publish The Pentagon Papers
Today's news media wouldn't have the guts to publish the Pentagon Papers, as depicted in Steven Spielberg's new film, The Post. BY TED RALL
The Republican Tax Plan: Watch Out, Coastal Democrats [cartoon]
The Republican tax bill departs from tradition to specifically target citizens of Democratic states with higher taxes. It eliminates deductions for...
Ted Rall: What Michael Wolff’s New Trump Book Reveals About Hillary Clinton
Michael Wolff's new book portrays Donald Trump as the unfortunate dog who chased a car and caught it. It also proves TED RALL's longstanding theory...
Stock Market Milestones and Donald Trump, Explained [cartoon]
Is the performance of the stock market inversely related to the mental health of the President of the United States? This chart suggests it is so...
Ted Rall: Would We Really Be Better Off if Hillary Were In Charge?
Liberals would still be asleep at the wheel a year into a Hillary Clinton presidency, says Ted Rall. Here's more ...
Sure, Sexism Sucks. Here’s What Sucks Even More
For American women, the real enemy isn't sexism, says Ted Rall. The real enemy is far more subtle and way more insidious ...
Sorry Sen. Warner, You’re Wrong: Trump Has Nothing to Fear in Firing Robert Mueller
Despite Sen. Mark Warren's fiery words today, Pres. Donald Trump actually has nothing to fear by firing Robert Mueller, says TED RALL. Here's why.
Angry Muslims and Self-Radicalization: Here’s The Question To Ask
What does the spate of recent terrorism by self-radicalized, angry Muslims say about us? TED RALL wants to know. [cartoon]
GOP Tax Plan: Democrats Mount A Wimpy Opposition [cartoon]
The Trump/GOP tax plan supports everything Democrats say they're against. So what gives? TED RALL cartoon.
CARTOON: Here’s The Real Reason Why Roy Moore Won’t Repent
Roy Moore's outcome proves it: Escaping punishment means never having to say you're sorry. Just ask Al Franken.
Ted Rall: What Are The Odds of Trump’s Presidency Lasting Another Year?
What are the odds that Pres. Donald Trump's presidency can last another year? Here's how TED RALL figures it ...
TED RALL: Men On The Edge of A Nervous Breakdown [cartoon]
Many men are living in fear, especially those who think that they may have misbehaved with women in the past. Will they, too, charged or accused of...
‘Silence Breakers’ Are TIME’S Person(s) of the Year — For Now, Anyway
TIME today named its 2017 Person of the Year. But will its so-called 'silence breakers' still be naming names even a few months from now? TED RALL...
Ted Rall: Nuclear Decisions [cartoon]
If a North Korean intercontinental ballistic missile is going to hit the US anyway, should it hit LA, Seattle, San Francisco or Portland? TED RALL...
Donald Trump vs Obama: Why Doesn’t He Just Move On?
Donald Trump is determined to get rid of everything that Barack Obama ever did. Why doesn't he just move on? Cartoon by TED RALL.
How To Undermine a Cabinet [cartoon]
The Republican tradition of trying to undermine a cabinet department by putting a secretary of state in charge who opposes its central mission goes...
Ted Rall: On Sexual Harassment and The End of Team Politics
Let's make the ideological great again. Essay by TED RALL.
Ted Rall: Judge Not, Lest You Be Judged on Black Friday [cartoon]
It is tempting, but if you look down on people who line up for Black Friday, stop it, says TED RALL.
Here Come the RoboBankers! [cartoon]
Deutsche Bank says that it could replace half of its 97,000 employees with robots within the next 20 years. Cartoon by TED RALL
Ted Rall: On Roy Moore, Harvey Weinstein and the No-Win Proposition of Victimhood
Say what you want about Roy Moore, Harvey Weinstein and the rest. Victimhood in America is a no-win proposition, writes TED RALL.
Ted Rall: It’s Easy To Get Fired If You’re Not Harvey Weinstein [cartoon]
Employees get fired all the time for just about anything. So why was Harvey Weinstein immune? Cartoon by TED RALL
Ted Rall: Better a Pedophile than a Liberal, Right? [cartoon]
If you doubt that team politics are the order of the day, check out the senatorial race in Alabama. Candidate Roy Moore, who stands accused of child...
Ted Rall: On Kevin Spacey and The Strange, Dark Politics of Sexual Harrassment
Instead of calling HR, sexual harassment victims in the workplace should call the cops. And employers, writes TED RALL, should stay out of the way ...
Ted Rall: Robert Mueller Knows [cartoon]
Who cost Hillary Clinton the election? Robert Mueller knows, says TED RALL. So do we. [cartoon]
America’s Two-Party System, Explained [cartoon]
Given the failure of the Trump Administration to articulate a coherent policy message or to enact any significant legislation, you'd think Democrats...
NYC Terror Attack: One More Reason to Fix The City’s Bike Path Issues
You can't protect everyone. You can't anticipate every nefarious plot. But some disasters are predictable. Essay by TED RALL.
Ted Rall: Why Do Harvey Weinstein’s Alleged Victims Sign NDAs? [cartoon]
Why do Harvey Weinstein's victims agree to settlements that include a non-disclosure agreement? TED RALL knows that answer -- from experience.
Colin Kaepernick and The New Politics [cartoon]
Despire his recent blacklisting, Colin Kaepernick's jersey is still the No.1 bestseller in the NFL. Is licensed sports merchandise the new politics?
Ted Rall: Rape and Sexual Harrassment Happen to #MenToo
Gender equality is great. But it won’t eliminate sexual harassment and assault across the board, says Ted Rall. Here's why.
Ted Rall: Good Luck with That, George W. [cartoon]
George W. Bush was disgraced with rock-bottom approval ratings by the time he left office. Can he rehabilitate his legacy -- and erase a record of...
Ted Rall: No Starlets Were Harmed in The Making of This Harvey Weinstein Cartoon
Can you reconcile Harvey Weinstein's brilliant auteur from his alleged sexual history as a predator? If only there were a warning label. TED RALL...
Self-Driving Cars: It’s More Than A Matter of Trust [cartoon]
Tesla's Elon Musk says self-driving cars are safer. But are you really going to trust the software companies involved? TED RALL cartoon.
Girls in the Boy Scouts? Sorry, But It Just Feels Weird
TED RALL is having a hard time wrapping his head around the Boy Scouts of America's decision to let girls in. Here's why.
Ted Rall: We Used to Build Things, Remember? [cartoon]
We used to build things: infrastructure, government programs. No more. These days, we're all about watching President Destructo take down everything...
Ted Rall: All Aboard the Harvey Weinstein Pile-On [cartoon]
What does the Harvey Weinstein scandal say about you and me? CARTOON BY TED RALL.
What Would Happen If We Took America Down To Studs and Started Over from Scratch
Goodbye electoral college. See you later, Delaware. A redesigned America would be smarter, kinder and far more agile, says Ted Rall. Here's why.
It’s OK, NFL Players: In N. Korea, Everyone’s Gotta Stand for The Anthem
Some NFL coaches are now reportedly ordering players to stand up during the National Anthem or risk getting fired and blackballed, just like Colin...
Freak Out at The Newest Trump Tweet? Nah. Americans Are Chill [cartoon]
Pres. Trump's public pronouncements just keep getting more outrageous. He has threatened to destroy North Korea. He says athletes who protest police...
Ted Rall: Chicks Will Not Replace Us! [cartoon]
The women-in-tech movement has freaked out a few Silicon Valley guys, who now claim that some feminist cabal's about to subjugate them. Really. Next...
Hugh Hefner Called His Critics Prudes and Puritans. These Obits Prove Him Right
Hugh Hefner's obituaries reveal mainstream American media's deep discomfort with sex, says Ted Rall. Here's what they're missing.
Ted Rall: Why The Pledge of Allegiance is Anti-American
The whole idea of rote rituals to prove our loyalty runs completely counter to what most Americans, liberal or conservative, think their country is...
Ted Rall: Why Can’t We All Be Like Equifax? [cartoon]
After hackers bypassed the company's lame security, the credit reporting agency Equifax charged consumers to freeze/protect their credit. Why can't...
Ted Rall: On Betsy Devos, Title IX and the Weird, Alternative Collegiate Universe
No one is above the law -- unless you're in college, that is. And with Betsy Devos' Title IX rollback, the gulf between reality and college is even...
This Is Capitalism, Right? [cartoon]
One of the major problems with capitalism is inheritance. We're supposedly a meritocracy, yet children of rich people get to start out life with...
Apple iPhone X: Leading Our Grand March Into Mass Mediocrity
Apple marked the 10th anniversary of the iPhone with the release of a new, AR-equipped operating system. Lost in the hype, however, is a reflection...
So This Is What Disaster Fatigue Feels Like [cartoon]
Parts of New Orleans still look like war zones 12 years post Katrina. Which makes you wonder just how much fixing will get done after Hurricanes...
Ted Rall: Tame Protests Don’t Work. Here’s What Will [commentary]
Polite protests and online petitions? That's not action, says columnist Ted Rall. Power never yields unless it's scared ...
Ted Rall: Welcome Back to Honduras, Dude [cartoon]
Don't speak the language? Don't know the culture? Going home to a home you've never known is going to be a major bummer. Ted Rall cartoon.
Ted Rall: Donald Trump Is Screwing Over Dreamers, But Barack Obama Is Complicit, Too
Barack Obama is partially responsible for Donald Trump's attack on DACA dreamers, says Ted Rall. Here's why. [commentary]
Ted Rall: And The Latest Donald Trump Outrage Is …
It's getting harder and harder to be outraged by the latest Donald Trump outrage, says Ted Rall. Here's why. [cartoon]
Ted Rall: Wasting Away Again in Afghanistan [cartoon]
Donald Trump has one thing right: The United States is losing its longest war, the occupation of Afghanistan ...
Is Trump Doomed? Yes. But Not Because He’s A Nazi Sympathizer
Trump's racism won't sink him. But his apparent inability to be subtle about it will, says Ted Rall. That's how America's ruling class likes its...
Ted Rall: Millennial Splaining — Explained
So you recognize it the next time it happens to you, here's Ted Rall on millennial splaining. Pompous, isn't it? [cartoon]
But James, Fox Never Told Me It Drew The Line at Defending Nazis!
One of the strangest developments post Donald Trump's apparent defense of white supremacists as including among them 'good people' was Fox' James...
Ted Rall: With Media Like This, Who Needs Trump Rallies? [cartoon]
Most everyone is outraged about Trump's giving a pass to the "good people" who march with the KKK. Too bad the media will lose focus soon ..
And Sen. Kamala Harris Will Be Playing Hillary … [cartoon]
No question about it: 2020 is shaping up to be a 2016 rerun, guest starring Kamala Harris as the Wall Street connected wannabe ... Ted Rall cartoon.
Ted Rall: Read This Before You Fire That Nazi Employee
What if you find out one of your employees is a Nazi white supremacist? Should you fire him or her? Ted Rall says no. Here's why.
Is Authoritarianism Here? Yes. And Your Trump Obsession Proves It
The fact that everyone is so obsessed with Pres. Donald Trump is evidence that the dreaded authoritarian age has arrived in America, says Ted Rall...
Welcome to the White House. Now Please Resign.
Congratulations on your new job at the White House. Here's your W-4. Here's a template for your resignation letter ...
Ted Rall: Mueller vs Trump vs Mueller, Oh My!
Special counsel Robert Mueller is investigating Donald Trump and now Trump is investigating Mueller. What next? Ted Rall cartoon.
LA Times Lawyer to Court: This Isn’t A Case About ‘Truth’
Why did a lawyer for The Los Angeles Times tell a judge that Ted Rall's defamation case against it wasn't about the truth? Rall's got his theories ...
On Transgender Soldiers, Combat Readiness and Distraction [cartoon]
Trump is wrong that the military pays for transgender soldiers' transition treatments. It doesn't. But do transgender soldiers distract other...
Ted Rall: Foxconn, Wisconsin and A New Dilemma for Workers [cartoon]
Now that China's Foxconn is opening up a plant in Wisconsin, globalization questions loom -- for workers. Ted Rall cartoon.
Ted Rall: Why This Progressive Thinks Democrats Are A Lost Cause
The Democrats are beyond hope now, says progressive Ted Rall. Here's why.
Reagan Republicans vs Trump Republicans [cartoon]
Ted Rall says there's one big difference between Reagan Republicans and Trump Republicans. Cartoon.
Ted Rall: I Represented Myself In Court Against the LA Times. Here’s What Happened
He didn't want to do it. But Ted Rall was his own lawyer in his defamation suit against the LA Times this week. How'd it go? Here's his story.
Ted Rall: Why Mainstream Media’s Trump Coverage Is Failing Us [cartoon]
Mainstream media pretends to hold Trump's feet to the fire, but it's ignoring the most important stories about his misdeeds, says Ted Rall. [cartoon]
Ted Rall: The Evolution of Trumpcare [cartoon]
From 'repeal and replace,' to 'just repeal,' to 'let it die' and then back to 'repeal and replace' again, Donald Trump keeps changing the story on...
Ted Rall: How I Found Out That The Courts Are Off Limits to the Rest of Us
In Ted Rall's continuing suit against the Los Angeles Times, he learned a lesson. And it wasn't pretty. Commentary.
On Don Jr.’s Spy Lies, Far Right and Far Left Fully Agree on HRC [cartoon]
Donald Trump's base is saying that the Don Jr. spy connection doesn't matter in the face of Hillary Clinton's dirty dealings. Far left progressives...
You’ve Got to Love Them Illegal Voters. All Four of Them [cartoon]
Today, let's pause for a moment and murmur a word of thanks for those few people who vote illegally. Someone's got to swell the ranks .. Ted Rall...
No Mingle, No Jingle [cartoon]
Don't mingle at work? Odds are you won't get harassed. Only problem is, you won't be promoted, either.
What If Trump Were Around When Japan Attacked? [cartoon]
Imagine if Trump were around to tweet about Pearl Harbor. Ted Rall cartoon.
Ted Rall: On Lying, Liars and The Los Angeles Times
Donald Trump's got nothing on The Los Angeles Times, vents Ted Rall. Here's what he's so upset about.
Ted Rall: The Problem with Criticizing the GOP [cartoon]
The media is criticizing the GOP out of both sides of its mouth. It should pick one. Ted Rall cartoon.
TrumpCare: Welcome, Dead People! [cartoon]
How will TrumpCare play out if passed? Let Ted Rall draw a picture for you ... [cartoon]
Democrats: Still The Hardest Working Losers in Politics
If Democrats want to lose in 2020, they are doing all the right things just perfectly, says Ted Rall ...
Ted Rall: Vote Your Ossoff? Um, Not Exactly [cartoon]
What happened in Georgia? As usual, Ted Rall has a theory ... [cartoon]
Ted Rall on Russia: I’m Shocked, Shocked! [cartoon]
Is whining about Russia's suspected interference in the US elections hypocritical? Ted Rall cartoon.
Hey, Liberals: Flyover Country Is Calling. Pick Up! [cartoon]
Is there any hope for liberals who just can't get the message?
Post Travis Kalanick, Uber’s Got A Message for Women [cartoon]
Let them eat Uber X.
Ted Rall: On Al Capone, Donald Trump and Clueless Dems
If Democrats were smart in their efforts to go after Donald Trump, they'd focus on the corruption angle ala Al Capone.
Campaign Trump vs President Trump: Here’s The Difference
There's a world of difference between the Donald Trump we saw in the campaign and the extremist, far right president we see now, points out Ted Rall ...
Military Spending: The Biggest Scam in American Politics
Russia spends roughly a tenth as much on defense as the U.S. And it has a lot more territory to defend, points out Ted Rall ...
Tiger Woods Tested Negative for Alcohol, But … [cartoon]
Even after Tiger Woods tested negative for alcohol, the media kept pedaling its silly fallen heroes angle. Talk about media bias. Ted Rall cartoon.
Ted Rall: On Donald Trump, Impeachment and Stupid Democrats [cartoon]
What do stupid Democrats have to do with talk of a Donald Trump impeachment? Ted Rall explains ... [cartoon]
Before ‘Evil Losers,’ Trump Had These Equally Brilliant 7th Grade Insults To Consider [cartoon]
Before Trump came up with the brilliant "evil losers" insult to describe UK bombing suspects, he probably considered these 7th grade insults first ...
How A Donald Trump Impeachment Will Help Him ‘Drain the Swamp’ [cartoon]
If Donald Trump is ever impeached, you know he won't go quietly. He'll take fellow GOPers down with him as he's dragged away, kicking and tweeting...
Thirty Years Later, This Is U2: The World’s Laziest Band [cartoon]
Actually, U2 is beyond lazy, says Ted Rall. How else to explain its plans to commemorate its 30th anniversary by re-touring its 1987 release, "Joshua...
Terrified by The Handmaid’s Tale? Then I Know Who You Voted For [cartoon]
Your feelings about Netflix' adaptation of The Handmaid's Tale speak loudly about where you stand Trump-wise, says Ted Rall. [cartoon]
The Big WannaCry Takeaway? Internet Security Is Overrated. Here’s Why
Stop freaking out about WannaCry, says Ted Rall. Here's his case for why Internet security -- and security measures in general -- are overrated...
Ted Rall: Manual Workers and Non-Competes [cartoon]
What is so abusive about having manual workers sign non-competes? Ted Rall explains. [cartoon]
Ted Rall: The Pros and Cons of TrumpCare [cartoon]
Think TrumpCare will kill you? Well, if it doesn't, it just might make you stronger, says Ted Rall. And he's got good news and bad news ...
Trump Supporters: We Exist, Snowflakes. Get Used To It
Trump supporters are on an existential quest. And they've got a message for us libtards, says Ted Rall. Are you getting it yet? Commentary.
Can You Fear Trump and Still Be Happy Hillary Lost? You Betcha
Ted Rall is proof: it's possible to oppose Trump and all he stands for, and still be happy Hillary lost. Why? The answer has to do with Jesse Ventura...
Ted Rall: The Death Penalty — Explained [cartoon]
Why is the United States among the last industrialized counties to kill its convicted criminals? Ted Rall's got a death penalty explanation for you ...
Ted Rall: U.S. Foreign Policy — Explained [cartoon]
Don't get U.S. foreign policy? Ted Rall's came up with a cartoon that explains everything ...
It’s Official: Sheryl Sandberg Is Technology’s Most Annoying Person
And if she really wants to help American parents, says Ted Rall, then she ought to have Facebook hire some.
Ted Rall: The U.S. Nuke Policy — Explained [cartoon]
Are you trying to get your head around the U.S. nuke policy? Join the club. So let Ted Rall give you a quick explainer .. [cartoon]
Mad at United Airlines? Here’s What We Passengers Can Do About It
Thanks to the United Airlines passenger battering scandal, folks are finally mad enough at the airlines to do something about it. If Americans really...
Up Close with Hannity, O’Reilly: What It’s Really Like To Be A Guest On Fox News
Our Pulitzer-nominated political cartoonist and essayist Ted Rall has been a regular on Fox for nearly 20 years now. Here's the as yet untold story...
Trump’s Anti Internet Privacy: Your Data For Sale [cartoon]
Thanks to Trump, your browsing history and other Internet data from your computer or smartphone is now for sale. Sayonara, Internet privacy. [cartoon]
Why Do You Hate Donald Trump? It’s the Tribalism, Stupid
The worst thing about America's political system is that it has no politics -- that, and the fact that liberals hate Donald Trump for all the wrong...
Ted Rall: So This Is What ‘America First’ Looks Like [cartoon]
Donald Trump's generals and billionaires and billionaire generals convinced him to fire cruise missiles at a Syrian airfield. America First, anyone?
Beyond Resistance: What Democrats Should Do Now In Their Fight Against Trump
Is resistance enough? Not hardly, says Ted Rall. Here's what he says Democrats are getting wrong in their fight against Donald Trump, and what they...
Ted Rall: So Much For The Resistance. Yawn. [cartoon]
Remember the Women's March? Ted Rall warned liberals that they'd better get into the resistance for the long run. And he hates to say I told you so...
Ted Rall: If Neil Gorsuch Is Charming, Then Dubya Was Eloquent [cartoon]
Charming is just not the right word for Pres. Donald Trump's Supreme Court pick, Neil Gorsuch, says Ted Rall. Try again. Cartoon.
What If American Liberals Had Been Behind the Resistance During World War II?
It would have been lame, says Ted Rall. Here's why. [cartoon]
Kids, Weed and Phones: The Shifting Sands of Addiction [cartoon]
Ted Rall wants to know if a decline in teen drug use has anything to do with an uptick in smartphone and tablet usage. Hmm. [cartoon]
Ted Rall: Do the Trump Years Like The Clash. Know Your Rights
The Clash once advised us all to "know your rights." In the Trump years, you need to know yours, says Ted Rall. Commentary.
Ted Rall: How TrumpCare Helps Donald Trump Keep His Promises [cartoon]
Think TrumpCare breaks Donald Trump's campaign promise to "cover everybody?" Well, here is something you haven't considered. Ted Rall cartoon.
Ted Rall: TrumpCare, ObamaCare and Political Suicide
Republicans seemed to have it all until they rewrote Obamacare as Trumpcare. Talk about political suicide. Ted Rall cartoon
Ted Rall: What A Democratic Party Split Will Look Like
A Democratic Party split in inevitable, says Ted Rall. Here's what a split along Bernie lines would look like. BY TED RALL
Ted Rall: Why Liberals Are Too Wimpy to Fight Donald Trump
What's wrong with liberals? Ted Rall says Dems are way too wimpy to wage an effective fight against Pres. Donald Trump. Here's why ...
Ted Rall: Why It’s Dumb To Let Trump’s Media Ban Bother You [cartoon]
Up in arms about the White House banning major media outlets from one of Sean Spicer's lame news briefings? Stop that. Ted Rall cartoon. Ted Rall...
Ted Rall: Do Dictatorships Begin With a Whimper? [cartoon]
In Trumpland, new laws are made via Executive Order. Ted Rall cartoon.
Ted Rall: Do You Have What It Takes to Join Trump’s Deportation Team?
Pres. Donald Trump wants to beef up ICE. Are you goon enough for the job? Cartoon.
Ted Rall: One False Move and You’re Deported! [cartoon]
If you're a legal United States resident, the tiniest offense now can get you deported. Ted Rall cartoon.
Ted Rall: What You Need Is A Transgender Public Restroom [cartoon]
Now that the Trump Administration plans to roll back Obama-era rules around transgender bathroom use, Ted Rall's got a question. [cartoon]
Ted Rall: Trump Plays Caesar, Senators Sharpen Knives
As ambitious GOP lawmakers must already know, whoever leads the impeachment of Trump takes all -- 2020 presidency included. By Ted Rall
Ted Rall: Here’s How You Deport A Green Card Worker [cartoon]
Pres. Donald Trump's sweeping new plan will deport green card holders suspected of crime. You don't have to be too brilliant to see the scam here...
Ted Rall: Sue The Bastards? Here’s What You’ll Be Up Against
Go ahead, sue the hell out of those suckers. But open your eyes. It's harder than you think, says Ted Rall. And he knows ...
Ted Rall: Are You Really Jealous of Someone Better?
When someone with no talent defeats you, do you suck it up? Or do you complain and get accused of being jealous of someone better? A Ted Rall cartoon.
Ted Rall: Trump Is Failing, So Why Aren’t Dems Rebuilding?
Trump is failing bigly. Democrats now have an amazing opportunity to rebuild their party. So why aren't they taking advantage of the situation?
Ted Rall: Why Donald Trump Is No Mussolini — and No Hitler, Either
Mussolini and Hitler at least could keep the trains running on time.
Trump’s America: Should You Stay Or Should You Go Now?
If you're not scared, says Ted Rall, you're not paying attention. But should you really leave the US because of Donald Trump?
Ted Rall: What If Your Kid Marries Outside of Your Party?
A recent study shows 60 percent of Americans want their sons and daughters to marry within the party, points out. Ted Rall cartoon ...
Ted Rall: On Promises, Golf and Lazy, Lying Presidents [cartoon]
Lies and a vacation during his first three weeks in office subtract from any props Pres. Donald Trump would get for following up on his campaign...
Alternative Factual Reality: Meet Leftie Donald Trump [cartoon]
In an alternative reality -- that is, an alternative factual reality -- what would leftie Donald Trump be like? Ted Rall cartoon.
Ted Rall: Keeping Up with the Donald [cartoon]
How do you prostst Donald Trump's policies when there's a new outrage to protest every single day? Ted Rall cartoon.
Ted Rall: What Tech Companies Won’t Tell You Re Trump’s Muslim Ban
Tech companies are opposing Donald Trump's immigration ban for all the wrong reasons, says Ted Rall.
Ted Rall: We Have Checks and Balances, Right? [cartoon]
Here's Ted Rall on Donald Trump's immigration ban, checks and balances and the long and clumsy road to justice. [cartoon]
Ted Rall: Why Future Women’s March Protesters Need To Ditch The Fake Left
The Women's March doesn't classify as a movement, not yet. That's because it didn't offer up solutions -- or ideas for the kind of full scale...
Ted Rall: American Heroes in the Age of Trump [cartoon]
There isn't much glory to be poured upon the Americans who are making Trump's incipient authoritarian regime viable. But there is plenty of blame to...
Ted Rall: This Is The Resistance, American Style [cartoon]
Resistance to Donald Trump probably won't end well, says Ted Rall. Here's why.
Ted Rall: Three Rules of Resistance — Against Trump
Here are the rules of resistance, says Ted Rall, if you intend to resist Donald Trump. Commentary.
Ted Rall: Bill and Hillary Clinton Will Be At the Inauguration. But The Next Day …
Bill and Hillary Clinton will attend the inauguration of Donald Trump on Jan. 20, 2017. But here's where they won't be the next day, says Ted Rall...
Ted Rall: Can America Survive Donald Trump?
Will America survive Donald Trump? Can it? Here's political columnist Ted Rall on what happens next in Trump's America.
Ted Rall: Donald Trump, Outsourcing and Luck [cartoon]
Considering Trump's apparently successful attempts at bullying American companies to keep jobs here, you've got to wonder: Is it really that easy...
Ted Rall: To Donald Trump and Fans, This Is What The World Looks Like
This is what the rest of the world looks like, through the eyes of Trump and co, says Ted Rall. Behold. [Cartoon]
Want To Resist Donald Trump? Don’t Rely on Democrats. Do This Instead …
It's obvious: Democrats don't have the courage or ability to resist Donald Trump, says Ted Rall. Here's the one resistance method that will work...
Ted Rall: It’s The End of the Year As We Know It …
Here's Ted Rall on how most Americans are facing New Year 2017 ...
Ted Rall Manifesto: Why Libs and Lefties Must Unite To Topple Trumpism
Don't fear the New Year, says Ted Rall. Here's his manifesto on how libs and lefties can join together to topple Trumpism -- for good. Commentary.
Ted Rall: Happy New Year! Party Like It’s 1933 [cartoon]
For young Americans and minorities and progressives of all age, the prospect of a new year seems hopeless. Happy New Year ...
Does Donald Trump Have A Stake In The Fallout Shelter Business? [cartoon]
For the first time in a generation, Americans are worrying about nuclear war. Makes you wonder: Has Trump invested in the fallout shelter biz?
Ted Rall: Why Is Trump Still Selling Trump Swag?
Donald Trump is still selling Trump swag from the election, notes Ted Rall. Welcome to Trump America.
Democrats’ Last Chance: Fight Donald Trump or Die
It's the only way liberals can save themselves, says Ted Rall: Fight Donald Trump. Don't try to get along. Non-resistance is futile.
Ted Rall: Donald Trump’s Cabinet, In General [cartoon]
aNewDomain — Donald Trump has appointed a surprising number of generals to civilian cabinet positions, prompting fears that his administration...
Lui Cixin Says AI Will Put 90 Percent of Americans Out of Work [cartoon]
So Lui Cixin says AI will cause most Americans to lose their jobs. What is the government going to do to prepare for this? Not much, says Ted Rall...
Ted Rall: Free, Maybe, But Not So Brave [cartoon]
aNewDomain — Many Americans, especially those who enthusiastically supported Hillary Clinton, are still shocked and devastated that Donald...
Ted Rall: Thanks to Trump, No More Ameri-splaining …
Is Donald Trump proof that America's a nasty, crappy country? Ted Rall says yes. And that means no more Ameri-splaining ... [commentary]
Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Twitter Account …
Mainstream media says we shouldn't take Donald Trump's tweets seriously. So are they humor? Satire? What? Ted Rall cartoon.
RIP White House Media Lovefest [cartoon]
The White House has long been way too cozy with its press corp, says Ted Rall. Cartoon.
Mr. Trump Goes To Washington [cartoon]
For his cabinet, Donald Trump fishes the fringes of the GOP. Not since Carter has a president-elect appointed so many strangers to key government...
Thought Exercise: Dump Trump? Then Would Madam President Do?
It's a stretch, but say votes are recounted and Donald Trump is dumped and Madam President assumes power. What would she do? Ted Rall wants to know.
Ted Rall: The Greatest Donald Trump Puzzler Yet [cartoon]
What if Donald Trump breaks just the bad promises?
System Failure & Operator Error: A Donald Trump Tale
Ted Rall lists the system failures and operator errors that led to Donald Trump's victory. Given that he predicted it all ...
Ted Rall: How Obama’s Fascism Will Prosper Under Pres. Trump
aNewDomain commentary — Donald Trump wants to deport three million illegal immigrants, and he’s willing to split up families to do it...
Ted Rall: The Difference Between Lefties and Liberals [cartoon]
The 2016 defeat has lefties and liberals struggling over the future of the Democratic party. What's the difference? Just ask Ted Rall ..
When Will Donald Trump Disavow These Nuts for Real? [cartoon]
It's just days since Donald Trump won the election, and white supremacist graffiti is already showing up everywhere. When will Donald Trump truly...
Ted Rall: No, Everything Is Not Going To Be Alright
Ignore the mainstream media on this. Everything is not going to be alright, says Ted Rall. Here's what he's worried about.
Ted Rall: This New Yorker Is Voting for Jill Stein
New York will definitely go to Hillary Clinton, says Ted Rall. That's why he feels it's safe to vote for the candidate he really agrees with: Jill...
Ted Rall: The Greatest Country in the World [cartoon]
They tell us we live in the greatest country in the world, a model for democracies everywhere. If that's true, something is definitely wrong, says...
Ted Rall: Dear Deplorables, You Win
Regardless of whether Hillary Clinton beats Trump next week, she's still a loser in Ted Rall's book. Here's Rall's pre-mortem autopsy report on...
Ted Rall: And What If You Do Not Vote?
Ted Rall asks: Well, what if you do not vote? [cartoon]
Lean Left? Time To Start Organizing Your Next Protest
No matter who wins on Election Day, if you're a liberal there's only one thing to do on Nov. 9, says Ted Rall. Start organizing protests.
To Beat Trump Hands Down, Hillary Clinton Needs To Do These 4 Things
Considering Donald Trump's many flaws and missteps Hillary Clinton should be further ahead. But if she just did these four things, says Ted Rall, she...
Ted Rall: Too Bad We Didn’t Have A Trump Tape in 1933!
If only Germany had found a tape of Adolph Hitler bragging that he could grab women's genitals without consent -- just because he was a "star."...
Even Post Donald Trump, Trump’s Guerrilla Politics Will Remain
The difference between Donald Trump and traditional politicians like Hillary Clinton? Trump intuitively grasps the way viewers in houses and...
The Media Gets Serious About Investigating Donald Trump [cartoon]
The New York Times has forgotten what investigative reporting is, says Ted Rall. And someone dropping a scoop into your mailbox doesn't count...
The Great Trump Supporter Disconnect
Why don''t Donald Trump's supporters get that Trump would destroy the system? Easy. Because they want to see it destroyed. [cartoon]
Job Simulator VR: Why Wait Until Robots Take Over?
A satirical game to help people of the future imagine what it was like to have a crap job. [cartoon]
Only A Matter of Time: JesusVR Is Coming Soon
SlashFilms' "JesusVR: The Story of Christ" will debut this year on the Oculus Rift and at film festivals worldwide. Shot with 4K 360° cameras, its...
Donald Trump’s Wall? Here’s What You’re Missing
The whole discussion around the border wall Donald Trump wants to build is missing one inconvenient fact, says Ted Rall. [cartoon]
First Presidential Debate: Trump Rambled. He Was Incoherent. But He Beat The Spread …
Did Donald Trump win the first presidential debate? He was rambling and incoherent at times, but he beat the spread -- and he came a lot closer to...
Ted Rall: Why Hillary Clinton Could Lose
If Hillary Clinton were a talented politician, she'd stop whining that we expect too much from her and prove herself worthy of that high bar, says...
Where’s The Beef? The No. 1 Reason Why Trump Could Rule The Debates
Think Hillary Clinton will cream Donald Trump in the upcoming presidential debates? Not so fast. The one with the best one-liner always wins the...
Ted Rall: Slapped by The Los Angeles Times
Ted Rall says he's the victim of anti-SLAPP law abuse -- by his former employers at The Los Angeles. [cartoon]
Ted Rall: So The Los Angeles Times Is Shaking Me Down …
Our Pulitzer-nominated cartoonist Ted Rall complains the Los Angeles Times is shaking him down -- for $75,000. What is up with that? Here's what Rall...
DNC 2016: On The Logic of Lesser Evilism
At the DNC, one theme is whether to vote for Hillary Clinton as a "lesser evil." Ted Rall cartoon.
Sorry, Berners: Hillary Clinton Is Just Not That Into You
Some 2M of the 13.1M Americans who voted for Bernie Sanders in the primaries say they won't vote for Hillary Clinton, says Ted Rall. Here's why.
Next up, Ted Cruz Crashes Donald Trump’s Fourth Wedding [cartoon]
On RNC 2016 day three, Ted Cruz and Donald Trump tried to "big dog" each other. What's next? Easy. Cruz will crash Trump's next wedding! Ted Rall...
Baton Rouge Cop Shootings: How To Fix The Broken Police-Citizen Relationship
More cop shootings, this time in Baton Rouge. Now that we're all paying attention, it's time to do whatever it takes to repair the broken cop-citizen...
Here’s What Donald Trump’s First 100 Minutes In Office Will Be Like
Here's what we can expect from Trump's first 100 minutes in office, says Ted Rall. [cartoon]
Ted Rall: Racist Systems and Violent Cops
Black or white, the police are paid to oppress, not protect. That's the nature of the system, says Ted Rall, and just another reason why the system...
Obama’s Drone Assassinations: Precisely Imprecise
The Obama Administration has plenty of precise killer drones, but officials are way imprecise about data around who they've killed, and how many.
FBI: Hillary Clinton’s “Extreme Carelessness” Doesn’t Warrant Charges
"Extreme carelessness" isn't worth indicting Hillary Clinton over, the FBI announced today. So ignorance of the law is now an official excuse...
Ted Rall: On Donald Trump and Republican Amnesia
Republican leaders keep urging Donald Trump to act more presidential. But they're going to have forget one thing first. [cartoon]
Ban Terrorist Watch List People from Buying Guns? Not So Fast
Dems occupied the floor of the House to demand that people on the federal "no-fly" list be denied the right to buy firearms. But the no-fly list is...
It’s Too Late. Mass Shootings Are The New Normal
Is it too late to stop mass shootings? To late to stop Americans from buying assault rifles? Yes and yes, says Ted Rall. Americans need to stop...
Who’s Dangerous Now?
President Obama calls Donald Trump a dangerous man. Strong words from a guy who murders people by remote control. [cartoon]
To Win Bernie Sanders Supporters, Hillary Clinton Needs To Do This
If Hillary Clinton wants Bernie Sanders supporters to vote for her in the general election, all she has to do is this, says Ted Rall. [commentary]
Post Pulse Shooting, Who and What Will ISIS Claim Next?
What will ISIS claim retroactively responsibility for next? [cartoon]
Ted Rall: Worst Case Scenario?
Worst case scenario? [cartoon]
Hillary Clinton: A Triumph of Femininity?
Here's what no one has the guts to say about Hillary Clinton, says Ted Rall. [cartoon]
Ted Rall: On Mainstream Media Bias and The Democratic Primary
Mainstream media bias is the scourge of this year's US presidential election process, says Ted Rall. Here's why.
Tribune Changes Name to Tronc
Tribune Publishing changes its name to Tronc. Here's what Ted Rall has to say about it. [cartoon]
Ted Rall: “Trillary” Is An American Disaster Just Waiting To Happen
Donald Trump is so anti-intellectual that he makes George W. Bush look like Slajov Zizek. But Hillary Clinton winning the presidency could be just as...
South Carolina’s War on Women
The South Carolina state legislature has passed, and the governor says she plans to sign, a bill that would ban abortion in the state after 20 weeks...
Hillary Clinton: First With an Asterisk
Sure, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are firsts, says Ted Rall. Sort of ...
On People Who Bother People in Bathrooms
North Carolina passed HB2 to prevent transgender people from bothering the rest of us in restrooms, but here's who really causes all the mayhem in...
Ted Rall: This Is Why I’m #NeverHillary
Ted Rall isn't a Donald Trump supporter, but there is no way he is ever going to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton, he says. Here is why he is and will...
Ted Rall: Here’s Why Donald Trump’s Not Bluffing on Mass Deportations
Think Donald Trump's bluffing about mass deportations? Even if you're legal, you need to start thinking about a hiding place, says Ted Rall. Here's...
President Trump to Muslims: Eat The Bacon!
Under President Trump, all Muslims would be blocked from entering the United States. Or so he says, though now he says that would be "only temporary...
In Politics, Secrecy Doesn’t Count
Supporters of Hillary Clinton claim that her heart wasn't into her public support for NAFTA. In politics, however, secretly doesn't count. Ted Rall...
How Donald Trump Could Deport 11 Million Illegal Immigrants
Trump wouldn't need to issue an executive order or even get congressional approval to deport 11 million illegal US residents, says Ted Rall. Here's...
More Presidential? Really?
Donald Trump's advisers want him to become "more presidential." Here's what Ted Rall says about it. [cartoon]
Here’s The Hillary Clinton Deal Breaker
For many voters who oppose Hillary Clinton for President, her vote in favor of invading Iraq despite the utter lack of justification for it is a deal...
It’s Bernie — Or Bed!
Does anyone really believe Bernie Sanders supporters are going to bother getting out of bed to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton in November? Ted Rall...
Hillary to Bernie Supporters: Don’t Vote for Me, Okay?
Hillary Clinton is so far right she won't even throw a bone to progressive supporters of Bernie Sanders. [commentary]
Working For the US Means Never Having To Say You’re Sorry …
US President Barack Obama's latest whitewash, dumped online Friday, is the Administration's attempt to drown out responsibility for its Doctors...
Ted Rall: What Bernie Sanders Missed
There's the truth, the truthy truth and the kind of truthy media truth. Bernie Sanders has discovered that the last one is the one that matters, says...
Here’s A Solution For NC Transgender People Who Really Need To Go
Ted Rall has a solution for transgender people in North Carolina who can't find a good place to pee inside. [cartoon]
How Hillary Clinton Burned The Bern
It looks like the Board of Elections in New York illegally purged at least 150,000 voters in the Bernie Sanders stronghold of Brooklyn, says Ted Rall...
Dear Black Voters: What Is Going On With You?
Liberals hate talking about it, but there's a big racial divide among Democrats, says Ted Rall. So why are black voters supporting the wrong...
Donald Trump or Bernie Sanders: Any Suggestions?
Between delegates, superdelegates and other state regulated trivialities, many American voters are only now discovering that their votes are just ...
Abandon All Hope, It’s Hillary Clinton
This is as good as it gets, says Ted Rall. [cartoon]
Here’s What Happens If They Steal The Election from Donald Trump …
If they can steal elections from someone as rich as Donald Trump, there is nothing left of American democracy, says Ted Rall. Here's why.
You Have Nothing To Lose — But Your Knees
U.S. Senate votes No to stop packing passengers into planes like sardines.
Here’s The One Big Problem With Ted Cruz …
Ted Cruz is the main beneficiary of the Stop Trump movement. But there's just one problem ...
Ted Rall: “To A Man, They Went With The Fascist”
Had his opponents set aside their personal ambitions and biases, had they united in favor of the national good, the leader could've been denied ...
Eat This, Cuba
Cubans are suffering symptoms of "shock capitalism." [cartoon]
Journalists Who Don’t Suck Would’ve Seen Donald Trump Coming
We need a new class of journalists, says Ted Rall. Men and women with empathy, who have a clue about what's happening in their own country. They'd...
Ted Rall: NC Protects Us from Bathroom Laws. Classy!
North Carolina now prohibits lawmakers from passing "bathroom laws." Here are the ramifications, says Ted Rall.
Ted Rall: Why Donald Trump Is Positioned To Win The Presidency
Here are the surprising reasons why Donald Trump will probably win the U.S. presidency, says Ted Rall. [commentary]