Ron Paul Says Buy Gold. Don’t. Buy This, Instead …

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So Ron Paul is trying on TV and in his own web ads to convince you to buy gold. Of course, he is. Here’s what’s wrong with the scheme and what you should buy instead …

aNewDomain So Ron Paul is flogging gold now.

jason-dias-anewdomainFlogging is a British word, one of my favorites. It means selling, but carries a distinct undertone of snarky judgment. 

As in, Jason Statham got his start flogging costume jewelry outside Harrods. Notice he never says in the interview that he sold stolen watches, and the interviewer skirts around the issue of whether he asked. Enough said.

And there Ron Paul is on TV with website ads flogging gold. 

Why is this? Why would Paul shill for a bad investment?

You have to wear a particular set of blinders to be a good libertarian. 

don't buy gold ron paul Something qualifies as logically correct if its assumptions add up to its conclusion, and the conclusion follows from the facts in evidence. 

It can be logically incorrect, though, if the assumptions themselves are false. Libertarianism’s problem, for example, is that it proceeds to logical conclusions from faulty assumptions.

It would be nearly impossible to grow up in poverty, understanding generational poverty from the inside, and become an adult libertarian. 

Libertarians tend to believe government has little or no role in addressing things such as poverty. Free markets, they say, naturally arbitrate such issues. Libertarians believe that people by and large get exactly what they deserve, with hard work being the metric for merit. 

Even a casual acquaintance with the facts should disabuse someone of such selfish notions. Libertarian ideals are not solutions to the kinds of real-world problems we have today.

There aren’t a lot of libertarians digging through dumpsters or cashing in bottles for the 5-cent deposit. Libertarians are almost always white, and they tend strongly towards middle to upper-middle class. In the U.S., class means money — you can flog watches or gold and still have class here. It’s too bad, really. Because who better to engineer a good old-fashioned pump and dump?

gold ron paul goldRon Paul doesn’t pump and dump, though. He just pumps.

Ron Paul is a one-percenter. His ridiculous spiel about the feckless fiscal-policy-induced end times is not at all about helping us.

That’s because Paul and many like him bet against the economy. 

They bet against the Fed, the dollar and the rest of us.  

And what they’re doing now, with gold, is a simple twist on an old con.

You’ve heard of the typical pump and dump scam: First, a message comes in overnight when rates are cheap to millions of people. The message says something like: Stock X is blowing up! Get yours while you can! There’s a tiny bit of reporter-esque copy crafted to make it all sound objective, like it may be coming from an objective and trusted third party.

Some poor rubes believe the sell and buy the stock and prices go up. And the people who already have all the stock dump it. That’s like gold.

In the newer twist on pump and dump, you see libertarians and various con men get on TV to tell you the economy is soon to collapse and you should buy gold right away. You buy it. And the prices go way, way up.

In this case the perpetrators of the scam are well stocked with gold, or they’re well stocked with bearer bonds for gold. Having a lot of actual gold lying around in your house isn’t good for you, it encourages theft and, sometimes, even angry pitchfork-wigold3elding mobs. 

So they pump but don’t dump. And the prices go up and up. But this time the hucksters don’t sell en masse, as they would in a traditional pump and dump. They hold on to it.

Gold hoarders have to keep prices high.

The trouble with holding on to your assets when those assets are assets solely because of a panic-induced bubble is that the price eventually comes back down. Gold peaked at around $1,900 an ounce in 2011. Now it’s just under $1,100. This means the gold hoarders, the ones dribbling it out slowly and buying in bulk, need to constantly try to keep gold prices high. They try to drive gold prices north, again and again. 

ron paul gold scamAnd you can see how this gets perpetuated. Say you bought at the peak of the market. That means you got hosed on the price. Now you need to get unhosed by hosing everyone else.

That’s why Ron Paul is back on TV in short segments and posting advertisements on his site. His message is: Buy gold. The Preppers are right.

Only problem is, you can’t eat gold.

You can’t eat gold any more than you can eat dollar bills. 

When the bottom drops out of the gold market — thanks to libertarian climate-change-deniers who bet against the Fed in order to sell gold –then all the gold in the world isn’t going to stop the ravening bands of cannibals. Eventually, they’ll dine on your carcass, no matter what you do.

You’d do much better if you just stuck with dollars and spent them not on consumer electronics or other crap, but on amazing experiences.

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Go to China, walk the Great Wall. See Sun’s tomb. Eat some scorpions. Paint a coffin. Go to India, get painted, eat some things that make you ill. Go to the Arctic to watch the ice melt. Run with bulls. Skydive.

See, experiences never lose their value.

You’re going to die. Maybe soon, I don’t know you. 

And when you’re dying, how much gold is worth at the time will leave you no solace.

A life well-lived, though, is insurance against the fear of death.

Do it all now. See what you want to see while it still exists. 

And, while you’re at it, do yourself a favor and consider developing some empathy. Gold won’t keep you warm at night.

For aNewDomain, I’m Jason Dias.

Inline images in order of appearance, credits: SilverDoctors.com, All Rights Reserved. PennyStockResarch.com, All Rights Reserved. HeirloomSeedBanks.com, All Rights Reserved.

Cover image and last image: Great Wall of China, with American boy, 12, in frame via Gina Smith for aNewDomain in China, All Rights Reserved.

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Jason Dias

Jason Dias, PsyD is an existential psychotherapist who breathes words. He's a senior columnist at aNewDomain.

8 Comments

  • Joy! Yet another reason to complain that A New Domain doesn’t allow me to subscribe to particular authors vs. the water-hose.

    “It would be nearly impossible to grow up in poverty, understanding generational poverty from the inside, and become an adult libertarian.” — the author actually nails something here, but I believe it was unintended; when I read that statement it is one of sadness to me… if only they COULD be come adult libertarians. How much of the reason for this ‘inability’ can be attributed to an education system that fails to teach us anything other than a “2-party” system? For that matter, why would an education system headed by our existing government structure want to teach those principles? The political “parties” agree on the large issues and perform similarly whilst in power, why would they ever want to teach us that there could be an alternative way of thinking?

    The injection of racist undertones with the statement “libertarians are almost always white, and they tend strongly towards middle to upper-middle class” is insulting, but let’s ignore that and assume the writer is correct in this assumption. How much of this could also be attributed to the notion that the description given coincidentally also historically describes the group of people who have historically been more likely to pursue (because they could afford to) higher educations and are introduced to concepts of free thought and expression… to the notion that they can look for alternative views and lines of thinking that aren’t spewed forth in the talking points of MSNBC and Fox News? How much of this could also be attributed to the fact that those described are more able to afford exposure to alternative/revisionist books and media that do not push the traditional messages communicated through government-created education curricula? Nope… ‘they’re rich and they’re white… so they’ve come up with a system that justifies their wealth and their class’… what tripe.
    As for the attacks on Mr. Paul… I will not defend him. There are others far more educated about his doings than I, and they’ll have to speak to his merits. However, what I see in this article is judgment of Mr. Paul for promoting something that he believes in and has a personal stake in… and that makes me curious. Does the author hold a similar view of Al Gore for pushing the notion of global warming and the creation of a carbon credit market whilst also heavily investing in an exchange intended to profit from said market?

  • haha. Another nincompoop can’t see that the comex gold volume line is spiking by 10-30% on certain minutes of the day. And someone who hasn’t studied the economy. You know what I hate? ****ing reeferheads passing for libertarians on the internet.

  • fascinating but it doesnt offer an alternative. All investments are like gold. Buy low sell high. Vacations are not an investment. I agree that Libertariarns are not representative of the average american.

  • Typical delusional Keynesian. “Spend every dime you have right now. Each year we will create at least 2% inflation so that it won’t be as difficult for you spend it all. Don’t save for a rainy day, unexpected medical costs, education or retirement. We will just take, through the barrel of a gun, resources from the dumb savers if you should need it for any of that. Just go live life carefree and everything will just fall into place for you.” That is their basic logic.

    Inflation, and the large corporations and government that rose from it, is directly linked multi-generational poverty. It is very difficult to dig yourself out of an economic hole when someone keeps throwing dirt in it by constantly raising your cost of living.

    Add in the fact that adults come out of high school with no marketable skills and you begin to see how delusional it is to believe that the government can be trusted to do anything about poverty…or any other social problem.