"He just kept talking in that raspy voice, telling me about this junkyard and his band. I thought it was funny at first, but then, as I finished my...
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File 86: Our Top 10 Rejected Stories This Month
Tony DiGerolamo slips up and reveals the Top 10 stories we did NOT publish this month!
SKEWEDNews: Consumer Confidence Slips as People Get Tired of Buying Useless Crap
Our own Tony DiGerolamo interviews people as they buy useless junk. Are people just like squirrels, collecting nuts for absolutely no reason at all...
Walking Dead: Wrong Character Murdered, Show Ends Early
Walking Dead scandal revealed. Chandler Riggs, who plays Carl, could not be reached for comment as he had mysteriously wandered off without anyone...
File 86: Our Top 10 Rejected Stories This Month
Holy Sh*t. The Pope Uses Congress' Men' Room
Kim Davis Kicked Out of Jail for Protesting Same Sex Showers
"This woman is a hero!" proclaimed Mike Huckabee on the steps of the State Capitol building yesterday. "The Bible clearly states that a woman should...
File 86: Our Top 10 Rejected Stories This Month
At aNewDomain we pride ourselves on covering relevant, hard-hitting content. But not all stories make the cut. Here are 10 we rejected ...
KKK YouTube Statement: “We’re Done, GOP”
A leader of the Klu Klux Klan appeared on YouTube today, claiming the Klan now wants to distance itself from the GOP, calling comments from such...
New York Stock Exchange Resumes Business as Usual
Tony DiGerolamo travels to Wall Street to meet the people who hold the world's economy in their hands and finds out how rich douchebags fared during...
Donald Trump’s Therapist: “Please, Please Take Trump Seriously!”
Tony DiGerolamo of SkewedNews reports that Donald Trump's primary therapist is publicly begging the press to take Donald Trump's presidential bid...
CNN Runs Out of Tragic Things to Exploit in Church Shooting
"You work so hard to cover something like this," said Peter Mayfield, an assistant segment producer, choking back tears. "Then just as quickly as it...
Israel Unintentionally Stops Bombing Palestinians
There was an Israeli ceasefire in Palestine, but it was entirely unintentional. Or so it is claimed. Though Israeli officials they did, indeed, bomb...
Texas Flood Victim’s Mom: ‘Now He’ll Never Die in A War Overseas!’
Be the fifth one on the block to have your boy come back in a box.