aNewDomain.net — Santa’s just back from a trip around the world. So what is he thinking?
Make up a caption and insert it into the Join the discussion section below. We will publish your semi-politically correct and/or PG-13 minus comments below along with the snappy and heartfelt captions submitted by our aNewDomain.net staff. Take a crack at published writing here at aNewDomain …
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Pick one of these following reader- or aNewDomain staff-submitted captions and match it to the Santa Claus image above.
“I’m so sad to have delivered the largest piece of coal ever for the worst twerk ever.” — Robert Knight
“Without 23andMe’s health reports, I don’t know where my next kidney stone’s coming from!” — Hendog
“Oh no! I’ve lost my head!” — Fruity Loops
“Yo soy innocente.” — Hendog
“Santa came along, didn’t see what was happenin’, his head began to poppin’, his foot start to tappin’, he go slam, funk, do the jerk, with a sled is how his smoke signals work. He was jammin’ off a record that said it best — now what you hear is not a test.” — Clarence Wherley
“I am NOT peeking. Hurry up and hide my presents.” — Walter, North Carolina.
“Dear Lord. For Christmas I wish that everyone in the world will learn to get along, that peace on earth will prevail, and that good will towards all men will be the norn. Amen.” — Sue Serina, Texas.
“Anyone got any eyewash or some Visine? I should have made that last reindeer go to the bathroom BEFORE the flight.” — Ralph Beamish
“97 … 98 … 99 … 100! Okay, Mrs. Claus. Here I come!” — Kevin Marcus
“I just can’t believe Showtime killed Brody… ” — Viki Reed
“No one ever brings ME anything.” — Ant Pruitt
“God, how many cookies was that?” — Dino Londis
“Which prankster elf fed Blitzen the laxative at dinner last night?” — Hipolito Gutierrez