aNewDomain.net — Santa’s just back from a trip around the world. So what is he thinking?
Make up a caption and insert it into the Join the discussion section below. We will publish your semi-politically correct and/or PG-13 minus comments below along with the snappy and heartfelt captions submitted by our aNewDomain.net staff. Take a crack at published writing here at aNewDomain …
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Pick one of these following reader- or aNewDomain staff-submitted captions and match it to the Santa Claus image above.
“I’m so sad to have delivered the largest piece of coal ever for the worst twerk ever.” — Robert Knight
“Without 23andMe’s health reports, I don’t know where my next kidney stone’s coming from!” — Hendog
“Oh no! I’ve lost my head!” — Fruity Loops
“Yo soy innocente.” — Hendog
“Santa came along, didn’t see what was happenin’, his head began to poppin’, his foot start to tappin’, he go slam, funk, do the jerk, with a sled is how his smoke signals work. He was jammin’ off a record that said it best — now what you hear is not a test.” — Clarence Wherley
“I am NOT peeking. Hurry up and hide my presents.” — Walter, North Carolina.
“Dear Lord. For Christmas I wish that everyone in the world will learn to get along, that peace on earth will prevail, and that good will towards all men will be the norn. Amen.” — Sue Serina, Texas.
“Anyone got any eyewash or some Visine? I should have made that last reindeer go to the bathroom BEFORE the flight.” — Ralph Beamish
“97 … 98 … 99 … 100! Okay, Mrs. Claus. Here I come!” — Kevin Marcus
“I just can’t believe Showtime killed Brody… ” — Viki Reed
“No one ever brings ME anything.” — Ant Pruitt
“God, how many cookies was that?” — Dino Londis
“Which prankster elf fed Blitzen the laxative at dinner last night?” — Hipolito Gutierrez
Based in New York, Dino Londis is a senior commentator at aNewDomain.net. He’s also an IT Pro alum at National Lampoon and teamBYTE. Email him at Dino@aNewDomain.net.
“God, how many cookies was that.?”
“No one ever brings ME anything.”
-RAP, II
I just can’t believe Showtime killed Brody…
“Anyone got any eyewash or some Visine? I should have made that last reindeer go to the bathroom BEFORE the flight.” — Ralph Beamish
“Which prankster elf fed Blitzen the laxative at dinner last night?”
Oh no! I’ve lost my head
Santa came along, didn’t see what was happenin’, his head began to poppin’, his foot start to tappin’, he go slam, funk, do the jerk, with a sled is how his smoke signals work. He was jammin’ off a record that said it best — now what you hear is not a test.
Yo soy innocente!
Without 23 and me’s health reports, I don’t know where my next kidney stone’s coming from!
I’m so sad to have delivered the largest piece of coal ever for the worst twerk ever.