OMG! Garrison Keillor Is Retiring! [cartoon] by Ted Rall1 min read Written by Ted Rall Ted Rall hears news of Garrison Keillor retiring his longtime gig at NPR’s Prairie Home Companion. He can’t contain himself. Here’s why. aNewDomain — Well, Garrison Keillor is retiring. Now I don’t have to shoot myself. Garrison Keillor cartoon: Ted Rall exclusively for aNewDomain and SkewedNews For aNewDomain and SkewedNews, I’m Ted Rall.