aND/SKEWEDNEWS — Philadelphia. Leaks from the Bill Cosby 2005 sexual assault lawsuit continued today as it was allegedly revealed in court papers that Cosby, 78, may have spoken in the voices of the characters from the “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids” animated series during his sexual liaisons with women.
“I-ba like-ba to-ba touch your-ba boobies!” Cosby was allegedly quoted as saying in the voice of Mushmouth, one of the Cosby kids from the 70s animated program. “You-ba just-ba drink this-ba drug-free margarita!”
And it didn’t stop there.
An unidentified woman who testified behind a pane of clouded glass claimed that Cosby used his Fat Albert voice to seduce her.
He just kept talking in that raspy voice, telling me about this junkyard and his band. I thought it was funny at first, but then, as I finished my drink, I started to get woozy.”
The Brown Hornet Stings
Cosby, through his lawyers, denied that he dressed up in a Brown Hornet costume with no crotch, insisting that he’d never besmirch the reputation of his beloved character that in no way infringed upon the copyright of the Green Hornet.
Cosby’s lawyers neither confirmed nor denied the acclaimed existence of another Cosby character called the “Brown Horny,” who may or may not dispense “relaxing” pills to tense beautiful women.
To date, over 40 women have come forward claiming that Bill Cosby drugged and sexually assaulted them. Thirty-five of those women appeared on the cover of New York Magazine and were interviewed about their experiences.
As more incidents emerge, Cosby’s attorneys continue to deny the claims. It’s a little bit repetitive at this point.
But as one individual close to Cosby, who also refused to be identified, said of the allegations, “Cosby is like a school on a Sunday. No class.”