FIFA, We Hardly Knew Ye

Written by Ted Rall

Sepp Blatter, newly-elected president of FIFA, has resigned in the wake of a story saying that his assistant transferred $10 million to a sketchy bank account. This would be another devastating blow to Americans’ faith in soccer… if Americans cared about soccer.

SkewedNews — Sepp Blatter resigns! Who? A corruption scandal surrounding FIFA, the governing body of professional international soccer, would devastate our view of sports were the United States the least concerned about soccer.

A corruption scandal surrounding FIFA, the governing body of professional international soccer, would devastate our view of sports were the United States the least concerned about soccer.

A corruption scandal surrounding FIFA, the governing body of professional international soccer, would devastate our view of sports were the United States the least concerned about soccer.

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