Author - Ted Rall

The Muscle in Brussels

ISIS-affiliated suicide bombers attacked the passenger terminal at the Brussels International Airport, prompting calls for increased security not...

Ted Rall: What Would Trump Do?

What would Trump do if elected as President of the United States? Ted Rall has a scenario for you, Trump and the other candidates. [analysis]

RIP Officer Friendly

A Chicago policeman has been charged with the first-degree murder of a 17-year-old kid over a year ago. Yet another sign that Officer Friendly is...

Ben Carson and Hitler in Hell

Dr. Ben Carson's even, calm tone has convinced his supporters that he's a reasonable person, but his politics are anything but. Ted Rall cartoon.

Ted Rall: What? No Bacon? [cartoon]

The World Health Organization says bacon causes cancer and shouldn't be eaten. What will this do to bacon-obsessed hipsters? [Ted Rall cartoon]

Ted Rall: Girl Beats Jew [cartoon]

aNewDomain — During the first Democratic debate, Hillary Clinton relentlessly emphasized that she would become the first woman president if she...

The Pope, Obama And Drones [cartoon]

We keep hearing that Pope Francis I and U.S. President Barack Obama have more in common than anyone knows. Wonder where the Pope stands on drone...

Generation X: Screwed Again

Baby boomer bosses used to lock out Generation Xers because we were too young. Now Millennials are in charge, and we're too old. Ted Rall cartoon...

Baby Boomers, Please Retire

Gen Xers like Ted Rall need baby boomers to up and retire already. So will millennials. So far, surveys show they're not budging much. Ted Rall...

Ted Rall: The Student Loan Crisis

Bankers issue loans to 17-year-old kids. Who's more irresponsible: The bankers? Or the 1 out of seven students who defaults? Student loan crisis...

FIFA, We Hardly Knew Ye

Sepp Blatter, newly-elected president of FIFA, has resigned in the wake of a story saying that his assistant transferred $10 million to a sketchy...

Work ‘Til You Drop

SkewedNews — A frightening survey of Americans by the Federal Reserve finds desperate poverty among a high percentage of ordinary citizens...

Ted Rall: Habeas Chimpus

Two chimps get their habeas corpus petition. Meanwhile, prisoners unlawfully detained at Guantanamo are waiting for same.

All Fat, No Brain: Deth by Txting

In sci-fi, highly advanced lifeforms typically evolve into beings with tiny bodies and huge brains. In our texting culture, it's the other way around...